Twofer, we've go a twofer!

      It's a twofer, two blogs in one morning! Lately I've been seeing a lot of people sagging their pants. How can this still be a thing? Thanks to the power of the Internet you would think people would have gotten the message about how ridiculous they look. And if they missed that memo, you would have thought the one about how the whole thing started in prison by inmates sagging their pants to advertise their availability to other inmates, would be enough for them to consider buying a belt.
        Now we all fall victim to the occasional plumbers crack, but when your pants are down below your cheeks you have to know something is up, or in the case of your pants, not up. I don't know how they walk with their pants that low and keep them from falling down around their ankles.
        I have also noticed this trend with the two different color hairdos. You tend to see this on the less financially well off individuals. It's usually pretty obvious they did not go to a salon and did this at home..... or in a back alley. Do you not own mirrors?  You look like some kind of multi-colored skunk from the delusional mind of a hippy on a bad acid trip.
        I can be a big fan of colored hair. Ever since the lead singer of Republica rocked the red streaks in her hair I've found that incredibly sexy. Blue streaks have the same effect! I can also be a big fan of the crazy cosplay dye jobs which can also be very sexy. But these homemade, half and half dye jobs, where you picked up the dye at the Dollar Tree. Not A Fan! How did this become a trend?
       Cosplay incredibly hot! I find cosplay much more attractive than say your traditional lingerie and nighties. I'll take Princess Leia over a salloon girl anyday.
        Neon shoes..... your feet are blinding me. Now I've seen some girls with really colorful shoes, that have a blend of neon colors, a pattern, a design, something. But then there are these neon shoes with no design, no pattern, no style, just one bright solid color as if a mad scientist said "Let's make the brightest, most neon shoes ever known to man! It will be like looking into the sun!"
        Marijuana......  so you have incredible hand eye coordination? I don't get why you are bragging about smoking weed? Proof smoking weed makes you stupid...... First all the people bragging about it like it is some kind of life accomplishment. Second all the people walking around with marijuana leaves on their shirts and hats. Worst criminals ever! "Hey! Hey Cops! Look at me!". I just hear Beavis & Butthead going "Breaking the law, breaking the law dun-uh". First rule of crime.... don't advertise you're a criminal. Right now someone stoned is probably reading this looking down at his t-shirt and going "whoa, no wonder I keep getting busted by the cops!"
         I'm not pro-marijuana like a lot of people, simple reason addiction. Blah blah blah natural, so is tobacco. We've made so much progress getting away from smoking, why make so much progress just to replace it with something else? It is amazing how much of a slave people are to tobacco. Legalize marijuana push probably being led by the tobacco industry trying to make a comeback.
         I think the fact we have such a big push to legalize it right now is because our society has lost a lot of forward momentum. We don't really have a direction for advancement, so we are just kind of existing. We aren't trying to get anywhere, just get by and numb ourselves to life. I think we need more purpose in life than that. We need to be looking more towards science, colonizing space, things like that.
   
       
     
       
       

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